PACKING DISTRACTIONS

OKAY I WAS ALREADY TO PACK YESTERDAY HAD THE SUITCASE ALL READY TO GO... THEN ... I HAD GRABBED A BEER  & STARTED READING HARRY POTTER. NEXT THING I KNEW IT WAS 11:30 PM AND I NEEDED TO GET INTO BED. SO I TOLD MYSELF I WILL BE SURE TO PACK TOMORROW NOTHING WILL STOP ME. ITS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I CAN GO GRAB THE SECOND SUITCASE FROM JOHN AND I CAN COMPLETELY PACK...YEAH ..GREAT EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT BETTER THIS WAY. ON TO TODAY... TOLD MYSELF GOING TO GET OFF WORK AND GO GRAB THE SUITCASE AND PACK. OH SIT I HAVE THAT DINNER TONIGHT...MY LADY DATE ... BUT IT WILL BE OKAY I WONT HAVE TO WASTE TIME GETTING DRESSED IM JUST GOING TO WEAR MY UNIFORM. NO BIG DEAL I WILL STILL HAVE TIME. I SAID OUT LOUD, AS I DROVE AWAY WITH THE SUITCASE IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK, "IM GOING TO GO AND PACK THE SHIT OUT OF ALL MY CLOTHES!" I WAS SO PROUD ON MY MOTIVATION BECAUSE NO ONE BELIEVES I WAS GOING TO DO IT. I GET HOME, THROW THE SUITCASE ON THE GROUND, UNZIP IT AND IM READY TO GO...COAT STILL ON. BUT WAIT ...A THOUGHT.... "MAYBE I SHOULD EAT SOMETHING FIRST" WELL I KNOW IM GOING TO DINNER IN A FEW HRS...WELL JUST SOMETHING SMALL. SO I REHEAT A SAUSAGE AND SIT DOWN FOR A QUICK SNACK. WELL I SAY TO MYSELF...SINCE IM GOING TO EAT I MIGHT AS WELL TURN THE TV ON ...IT WILL BE JUST 10 MINS...NO BIG DEAL. TV ON!!!! ESPN!!! AROUND THE HORN IS ON...GREAT ITS ALMOST OFF I WILL JUST WATCH THE END TEN GO PACK. SO I EAT, AND WATCH, AND LAUGH, AND GET WARM AND TOASTY...WHY????WHY???WHY??? AROUND THE HORN OFF....GOOD, HUMMM PTI...IT AS BEEN A WHILE I WILL WATCH IT FOR A FEW MINS. HALFWAY THROUGH WATCHING IT I GET REAL ITCHY. SO I DECIDE TO TAKE A SHOWER. SHOWER GREAT WARM REFRESHING. OKAY NOW IM READY TO PACK. BUT MY PHONE RINGS..WHAT ITS KMAC..I HAVE TO ANSWER...MUST BE LIFE OR DEATH. OH TAX QUESTIONS...NO PROBLEM ... 5 MINS OF CONVERSATION...  SEE YOU IN TWO HRS MAC. OKAY GOT TO HRS I CAN PACK AT LEAST 1 SUITCASE. WELL I JUST FINISH THE REST OF WATCHING THIS SHOW........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ BAM!!! I LOOK UP... O SHIT ITS 5:00 AND IM NAKED. SHOULD I PUT ON MY UNIFORM ... HUUUMMM ...UMMMM ...MAYBE... GOT DAMN IT ...NO ILL GET DRESSED LIKE AN ADULT. SO I RUSH, RUSH,RUSH. GET READY GO OUT. I CANT BE LATE FOR MY LADY DATE! I HAVE TO BE EARLY. I AM THE ONLY BLACK PERSON, IT IS A RULE WHEN I AM THE ONLY BLACK PERSON GOTTA BE AT LEAST 15 MINS EARLY... I JUST HAVE TO BE. SO ILL GO TO LADY DATE BE BACK IN AN HR HR AND A HALF AT MOST......... 3 HRS LATER IM HOME. :( SO PACKING PART 2.... PACKING FAIL. SARAH SAID I SHOULD JUST TAKE TWO EMPTY SUITCASES AND BUY ALL MY CLOTHES THERE. I AM STARTING TO THINK THIS IS THE BEST OPTION. I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE. I WANT TO MAKE SURE I HAVE EVERYTHING I CAN POSSIBLY NEED. PLUS I DEFINITELY DONT WANT TO BE PACKING ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT LIKE I USUALLY AM. SO TOMORROW I WILL ASK MY BOSS CAN I LEAVE EARLY ... I HAVE A PACKING EMERGENCY!